Hal: Examine computer.

You saunter over to your SHITTY FUCKING LAPTOP. You use this to play games with WAY TOO HIGH FRAME RATES and watch VAMPIRE SHIT!!! As much as you complain about the thing, it's VERY DEAR TO YOU. No other laptop of yours has been able to do quite so much for you. Without it, you're pretty sure you'd be EVEN LAMER than you are now. And you'd never be able to make these SICK ASS WEBSITES.

You wonder what these chatterboxes want? Probably something to do with your VAMPIRE SHOW. That seems to be all ANYBODY'S talking about lately! You just want to think about DEVIL'S MINION in peace, and they keep arguing about LESTAT'S MORALS and WHO'S REALLY CLAUDIA'S BIGGEST FAN. What a mess.

> Hal: Answer Theodore Love Club.


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