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Your name is HAL.

You live in a ROOM that is also a CAVE, but still mostly just a ROOM. You like to engage in FRIENDLY HORSEPLAY, but not the DANGEROUS KIND. Never the DANGEROUS KIND. It's TOO DANGEROUS! Too many of your good friends have gotten hurt that way. You also like SHITTY MOVIES ABOUT VAMPIRES and PRETENDING TO BE ONE, much to your friend's chagrin. Your collection of ROBOT TOYS is OBSESSIVE, but you assure yourself that the space it takes up in the house is reasonable.

Your daily routine is ALWAYS INCONSISTENT. You usually prowl the internet for FANART, and reply to them and GEEK OUT LIKE A TOTAL IDIOT. You try to be normal about it, but you usually end up SQUEALING LIKE A TEEN GIRL SEEING A BOYBAND. You like to draw STUPID COMICS using ink and lead and paints, depicting EXCITING TALES ABOUT YOUR PLETHORA OF ORIGINAL CHARACTERS! And other goofy stories about you and your numerous pals. Your best pal of all is VERY DIFFERENT FROM YOU, and people wonder how you even became friends with him. But someone had to get him into WEIRD INTERNET BULLSHITS. If not you, then who? Everyone has an important job to do.

Your trolltag is cyWhirlgates and Your Speech Resembles That Of A MIDWEST EMO Song Title, Even If You Hate That Comparison To Your Core. What If You Just Like How It Looks!?

What will you do?

> Hal: Keep talking about yourself.


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Pub: 26 Nov 2021 02:16 UTC

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