Le Uncontaniables
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The following transcript was taken from a cassette tape, which was located near a hospital in London.
Note that there is a loud song playing in the background (later recognized as Sneaky Snitch by Kevin Macleod), which makes it hard to listen in on what's going on. There are four (4) recognizable characters, those being Bobble the Clown, Laughy Mclaugherson, Fazool Catavelli and an unnamed guest.
<Begin Transcript>
Bobble and Laughy are giggling together. A sound of a blender being turned on can be heard, as well as fish flopping around. A door is open, and Bobble pans the camera up, of which it points to his neck.
Bobble: Ay there, !
: Hey man, did I come in time?
Bobble: Of course not, you're one hour late! Get your ass over here!
Bobble pans the camera to , who seems to be a well dressed man with no eyes and a long brown facial hair. More flopping can be heard, as well as some swearing.
: Well, I'll be darned.
sits down next to Laughy.
Bobble: So... Tell me, you're that fuckin' uh, guy that's been stuffing our shit with ads?
: Well yeah, that's what i was made for!
Bobble: (chuckling) God, if this wasn't so funny I would be beating your ass!
Laughy: (chuckling louder) Language, Bobble!
: Wow, so mean...
Bobble: Anyway, are you even getting money outta this?
: No! I ain't got a cent, Google took it all when taking down those websites I made! Plus, I don't got nothing to buy a single bread, darn inflation!
slams it's hand on the table. Fazool comes into frame, placing down a plate with fish with what seems to be microchips on the side for each of the individuals on the table.
: The fuck is this?
Laughy: Language!
Fazool: Fish and Microchips! What, youve never had them before?
: Nah... I never ate!
Bobble: Y'sure don't look like it.
: ...Excuse me?
Bobble: N'thing.
Bobble pans the camera to Fazool.
Fazool: ... This dish is a celebration! A celebration for us who have existed for so long, and have never experienced the fate of our brothers and siblings! These aren't normal chips-
: These aren't chips.
Fazool: SILENCE! These are the chips stolen from [REDACTED] Mobile Task Forces' cameras! They all tried to catch us, to take us away to that dark place where they "contain" those like us, but we are much stronger than them, so much more!...
(Fazool pauses, before reading a paper. The lighting in the room shows that its a blank page.)
Fazool: Ah! We are LE UNCONTANIABLES! (Puts fist up) AND WE ARE UNSTOPPABLE!
: This tastes like sh..AMAZING! this tastes amazing.
Fazool and Laughy glare at .
: We are... The uncontainables. Yeah.
The recording ends with all of them cheering and partying.
<End Log>
This recording has had a non-anomalous effect on the higher-ups, causing them to experience irritation and tummy aches.
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