Friendly NPC Masterlist
Adding as many sources as I can find... Also, this is under construction. (note: communication between npcs is in the interaction masterlist)
DrRETRO
- birthday: at some point in July
- pronouns: she/her
- entrance floor: Gumball Machine
- exit floors: Happy Home, Slide 4 Admin, Shop Space, Two Stud Camp
In-game facts
- Despite being classified as a friendly NPC, she is capable of attacking players (and other NPCs, if the elevator is full) when provoked. She reacts to snowballs and water from the spray bottle (if you throw 4 snowballs or spray water on her 6 times, she will fire magenta lasers as explained above).
- She is capable of healing other NPCs by firing green lasers at them. However, she cannot heal herself, and she can't heal players either. As explained by yeucc, it's because she doesn't heal strangers.
Dialogue
Reacting to snowball/water
- Meouwch! (Yeouch!)
- Meow. (Stop.)
- MreOWR HISS! (Stop that!)
- mrOw! (Ow!)
- REOR! 3:< (STOP!)
Provoked (see above)
- Nuh uh uh!
Floor-specific
- Party!! (Happy Home)
Lore
- DrRETRO is a qualified doctor in laser technology and health. She mastered her crafts at Guantanamo Bay after being wrongfully charged with breaking and entering, theft, and murder.
- She is the only NPC aware of what's up with MR, as she has likely been in contact with whatever is possessing it.
Miscellaneous
- Contrary to popular belief, she is not based on the Animal Jam emoji. Instead, she is a reference to a certain Pac-Man design, hence her name.
FleshCousin
- birthday: ...everyday?
- pronouns: it/its (possibly more? source pending)
- entrance floor: FleshCousin Birthday
- exit floors: Slide 4 Admin, The Subway, Two Stud Camp
In-game facts
- According to the tip system, it copies the "closest soul", no further clarification given. If it copies you, you will receive the I think I've seen you somewhere badge.
- The reason why it leaves at The Subway (and dies) is because it doesn't know how to board a train.
Dialogue
Entering the elevator
- It's my birthday!
Idle
- I am good at alot of not ever anyways but if you were I wouldn't.
- I love the last time when you and I where I first went was fun.
- Is what you yes?
- keenly observing regular optimizable rocks
- ogre anger hanger banger
- the food is coming
- Where is how when the are where with what knowledge?
- Where the seven six was never any good there anyhow
Miscellaneous
- It actually has a design outside of mimicking players, which can also be seen on the badge mentioned above.
Gnarpy
- birthday: September 8
- pronouns: xe/xim, they/them
- entrance floor: Two Stud Camp (50% chance)
- exit floors: Shop Space, Slide 4 Admin, Turret
In-game facts
- Even if xe doesn't show up, the UFOs will appear regardless.
Dialogue
Idle
- All of you are foolish, foolish fools
- GEEP NOP GNARP GOP!!
- I hate thiz.
- Y'know you're lucky I dont have my ZAPPER on me right now..
Reacting to snowball
- DON'T MAKE ME ZAY IT
- I KNOW WHAT YU0 ARE.
- RRRRGH, ZTOP IT!
- STOP IT YOU ZEEBLOiNG
Reacting to water
- AA! THATZ COLDE!
- 0UCH! DONT DO THAT.
Miscellaneous
- Xe is "voiced" by a student that forgot to turn off their voice changer.
- Xe was created by @shmark_blubblub on Twitter, aka AFRMation.
Jermbo
- birthday: ???
- pronouns: he/him
- entrance floor: Hole in The Wall (1% chance)
- exit floors: Slide 4 Admin
In-game facts
- He appears multiple times throughout the game, including several floors, such as Hole in The Wall, Other Elevator, and Skyblock among others.
- He is also notably the mascot of Jermbo Pops, an in-game brand of ice cream said to be going out of business.
Miscellaneous
- The reference image of him is of a cat named Takeru, also known in English-speaking spaces as Bentley. He can be found on Twitter at @takeru0321neko.
Mannequin_Mark
- birthday: ???
- pronouns: he/him/any
- entrance floor: Stanley's Room
- exit floors: Skyblock, Slide 4 Admin, Tumblr Ballpit, Two Stud Camp
In-game facts
- He was one of the first NPCs added to Regretevator.
- Every once in a while, his hat might be green. The chances of this are unknown. (There is also a chance of his hat being white, which was confirmed to be unintentional)
Dialogue
Entering the elevator
- Hey Jim.
Idle
- *wood noise*
- I can't wait to get to my floor, there's a lot I'm looking forwards to there
- I love weird al. My favorite song is hardware store!
Miscellaneous
- His introduction was based on a Vine. (source pending. also idk which of the vines this was based on so source for that is also pending)
PartyNoob
- birthday: everyday
- pronouns: they/them
/any? - entrance floor: The Subway (50% chance)
- exit floors: Happy Home, Shop Space, Slide 4 Admin
In-game facts
- There are at least 8 known color variations of their party horn.
- They can react to slaps, snowballs, and the spray bottle. If provoked enough, they will face the player, instantly killing them by frowning at them.
- If they leave at the Happy Home floor, they will prevent the boulders from destroying the area. This was explained by "something protecting them". (There is sometimes a bug where they might stay behind in the elevator, but their aura still applies)
- According to the tip system, their real name is Poob.
Dialogue
Idle
- Cake baking is an art, but I don't really like cakes!
- do you love partying??
- i luv partying!!
- i really luhv parties...
- parties are my happy place.
Reacting to snowball/slap
- ogh :(
- Ow!!
- Stop that!
- That hurt!
- That's not nice..
- Yeouch!
Reacting to water
- Hey!
- Why'd you do that? :(
Floor-specific
- Party!! (Happy Home)
Lore
- They are known for... well... partying? And doing activities related to that?
- They're friends with the noobs from Happy Home, and they can feel something might go wrong there, which is why they're so eager to leave once that floor shows up.
Pest
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- birthday: October 13
- pronouns: he/they
- entrance floor: The Subway (50% chance)
- exit floors: Happy Home, Shop Space, Turret
In-game facts
- He is most notable for theft. He steals coins (upon being pickpocketed for the first time, you will receive the "DONATION" badge), as well as the ruby on the Tipsy Temple floor, and the Turret details.
- He was briefly seen on the Top Coins leaderboard, but he was eventually removed due to rising in ranks too fast.
Dialogue
Note: don't rely on the translations below too much, as I can't speak Japanese.
Entering the elevator
- こんにちは ! 今日は素敵な日です。 "Hello! Today is a wonderful day."
- あなたに会うたびに私の一日は悪化します。 "My day gets worse every time I see you."
Idle
- ...
- このエレベーターは人が少ない方がずっといい。 "This elevator is so much better with less people."
- 機械... 機械... 私は創造することが大好きです。 "Machines... Machines... I love creating."
- もっと資金が必要だ。 "I need more funds." (note: が is the subject marker responsible for translation services saying "we" instead)
Reacting to water
- 停止! "Stop!"
Provoked
- いいえ! これは許されません! パンタロンのコンパートメント を空にしましょう。 "No! This cannot be forgiven! Now empty the compartments of your pantaloons." (note: yes this is a reference. also
FOR WHAT PURPOSEEEEEEEE)
Floor-specific
- パーティー!! "Party!!" (Happy Home)
Lore
- He is known to build robots in his free time, and he is said to be very good at this. (source pending brb)
- The reason why he is constantly stealing is because he's saving up for a gift. As of now, it is currently unclear what the gift is, how much it costs, and who will end up receiving it.
- As of a recent ask, Pest is specifically saving up for an important piece for his robot. It is still unclear whether the robot in question is meant to be gifted away, and the recipient is also unknown.
Miscellaneous
- His name was derived from PartyGuest in a similar manner to PartyNoob.
- He was created by @theo_catface on Twitter, aka AmazingFrog96.
- His laugh sound effect when stealing coins is originally from Work at a Pizza Place.
Reddy
- birthday: ???
- pronouns: it/they
- entrance floor: FNARB
- exit floors: Slide 4 Admin, Shop Space, Two Stud Camp
In-game facts
- Reddy is initially hostile when present on FNARB. If it successfully jumpscares the players (dealing 90 damage as a result), it changes its status to friendly upon entering the elevator.
- There is a rare variant known as GoldenReddy. The chances of it appearing are unknown.
Dialogue
Idle
- I love serving guests at the Red Ball Diner!
- Our special of the day is CH-CH-CH-CHEESE BURGERS.
Split
- birthday: April 1
- pronouns: she/her
- entrance floor: Splitsville!
- exit floors: Shop Space, Slide 4 Admin, probably more but i have to see more of her to be sure
Dialogue
Idle
- A friend of mine told me that their apples were yellow, and then I was like, "That's bananas!"
- I find most music to be rather aPEELing!
- I have so many banana puns in my head right now. its nuts.
- I'm peeling GREAT right now!!
- Me and my friends are never lonely, because we hang around in BUNCHES!
- This elevator is bananas, It reminds me of my aunts bee farm!
- What's the easiest way to make a banana split? You show it the door.
Reacting to snowball
- AGH!!
- Agh, don't do that!
- Ogh! You gotta be joking me.
Reacting to water
- AGH, that's colder than a banana split!
- HEY! thats cold.
- OUGH!
Miscellaneous
- She was created by thecanvascreature on Tumblr, aka pennyypacker.
Spud!
- birthday: September 21
- pronouns: he/him/any
- entrance floor: Two Stud Camp (50% chance)
- exit floors: Shop Space
In-game facts
- You can click him multiple times (50-500). However, clicking him too much will cause him to explode, which would deal 90 damage. You would also receive the RAPID UNSCHEDULED DISASSEMBLY badge if you were responsible for that.
Dialogue
Entering the elevator
- Spud!
Idle
- I can actually speak very fluently in english, I'd just rather some people not know that. (spud spud)
- I miss being a camp counselor... spud spud spud..
- Spud spud GNARPY spudSpud spud!
- spudspud spud ANGER. spud spud.
- spud spud spud..
- spud spud SPud, spud spud..
- SPUD SPUD! Spud, spud spudspud...
Lore
- He is a failed "gnarpian experiment gone incredibly wrong", formerly employed as a camp counselor at Two Stud Camp.
Unpleasant
- birthday: ???
- pronouns: any (source pending)
- entrance floor: Infected Apartment
- exit floors: Skyblock, Slide 4 Admin, Shop Space, The Subway, Tumblr Ballpit, Two Stud Camp
In-game facts
- The reason why it can leave at Skyblock is because it likes skydiving.
Miscellaneous
- It is based on the "this unpleasant gradient shows up at your front door" meme.
Wallter
- birthday: N/A (he was created)
- pronouns: he/him/any
- entrance floor: gm_flatgrass
- exit floors: Hole in The Wall, Slide 4 Admin, Two Stud Camp
Dialogue
Entering the elevator
- ..
Idle
- I cannot stop thinking about bricks
- I dislike that weird gradient guy, whenever I see them I feel unpleasant
- I really want some grey stuff right now...
- That one floor with the yellow walls has some nice architecture
- Thinking is like talking to a brick wall
- Walls are meant to be made of bricks