hi! this is my yumeship account, please do not follow unless you are on my main i will not accept your request. i am a yume for many however you'll mostly see me talk about vulpes inculta because i have brainworms and a brain injury lowkey

the rest of this will be yume rambles updated whenever i feel like it :D
this will be VERY long

table of contents:

  1. vulpes inculta
  2. lyney
  3. maria
  4. ulysses
  5. james
  6. sombra
  7. judge

vulpes

love. endures. if i had to sum up their relationship with one image it would be this. except a lot more wounds and shit because both of them are #unwell individuals, they love each other yes but they also are still butting heads idealogically as six is a woman and sorta despises the legion (independant vegas ftw) but they still like each other for whatever reason

they CAN be normal but in their own messed up way their love language is sorta? attempts on the others life? idk something something violence has sexual tension...

vulpes headcanons because im very sick about him

when you look at his lore i think he fits a lot of the criteria for aspd, homeboy got his shit rocked quite often for not following orders before his abilities were recognized and he was moved to a position that better suited his skill set

some of the criteria i believe applies to him are as following:

  1. failure to conform to social norms with respect to lawful behaviors as indicated by repeatedly performing acts that are grounds for arrest (in his case arrest wasnt really the punishment for it)
  2. deceitfulness, as indicated by repeated lying, use of aliases, or conning others for personal profit or pleasure
  3. reckless disregard for safety of self or others (? this one can be debated i think)
  4. consistent irresponsibility as indicated by repeated failure to sustain consistent work behavior or honor financial obligations
  5. lack of remorse, as indicated by being indifferent to or rationalizing having hurt, mistreated, or stolen from another.

now i may be reaching with these as i exhibit these specific aspd traits myself, however i cant in good faith slap the szpd label on him (which is one of the things i have, and it sucks fyi) so he is the slate i press my aspd symptoms onto, i think it was the right choice within vegas as when looking at how he interacts with the world and others within it yeahhhhh makes more sense then

ok now that THIS is out of the way i have more take it or leave it little/no explanation headcanons

he has cptsd and bipolar disorder type 1 (i am type 2)

he tans easily and almost no one knows he's super pale because of this

he's bisexual

he dyes his hair darker and is naturally a rather light blonde

alongside the scars on his backside he has various on the front (through altercations)

back to the tan he doesn't often take off those weird goggles so he has crazy diabolical tan lines around his eyes

he's left handed

(super chronically online projection) he's lowkey asexual spectrum but he has a job to do for the legion so he dgaf

probably couldn't express feelings of love the way he can for missions when he's yknow. doing his shit because to him that's like reading out a textbook but a genuine attempt is so foreign he says some dumb shit like "i enjoy you" and then immediately says "nevermind fuck you"

in a better universe similar to real life he probably would work as a private investigator

^ he also can't cook for shit

really lean and barely has visible muscle definition but can absolutely throw someone into the ground if he wanted

...anyways HEY HERES SOMETHING I WROTE ON TWITTER ABOUT SIXPES FIRST ENCOUNTER YAY!!! READ IT OR I KILL MYSELF OK?

ok so firstly my insert is a bit of like. a stalker because she doesnt trust herself to exactly go up to him as shes scared she'll say something a violent/mean or b stupid; even if she did go up to him its not like thatd go totally perfect in a world where she wouldnt do something like above because they arent really of allied factions so its sorta On Sight . usually when they do encounter one another in combat its very brutish but also reeks of sexual tension like they both enjoy it way too much one more than the other and it is not him

anyways its not like he doesnt notice her either because iykyk hes got like a raised perception stat iirc and will usually signal to her at one point or another that he is aware or by sneaking up on her (unaware queen) and it always annoys her. shes not really violent about it but she kinda stares from afar from like a building or whatever as cover or if not possible sometimes just out in the open but she has this like really wide eyed look and not a 100% cute on either, in the least offensive way possible, she gets the adam lanza looking eyes but like. longingly? if that makes sense like she wants that cookie but shes a fucking freak

some more weird tidbits bout her before i go on to smth else:

  1. she has schizotypal personality traits and often hallucinates be it voices or visually (not stpd related shes just bordering psychosis)
  2. she has a bit of a speech impediment which causes her to stutter
  3. shes sorta teeters somewhere in the sleeper build area physically
  4. cuteness aggression applies to people (vulpes) but instead of normal "aggression" its straight up HI
  5. shes indeed sexually attracted to him to her own dismay

anyways yay meeting time now based on my own habits for fnv she does take the intended route but doesn't really bat an eye at nipton more than making note of how the smell of burning skin is nasty and stalking the mayors office for way too long before getting noticed and sneaking out. even though in her own head she left without being noticed Little Does She Know the guy that had caught her attention did in fact notice and is equally interested in her in a weird way

anyways the rest of the trip to vegas and the encounter with benny goes basically as close to canonical as possible HOWEVER after exiting the tops it sorta clicks to her that shes seen his face somewhere and it basically gets confirmed when he gives her to mark or whatever yada yada blah blah blah she does end up going because she needs the chip and lowkey wants to Exterminate benny. she finishes her personal goals that needed to be done there and leaves, wondering when she will see him again

did you like it? you better have. i am very attracted to evil incarnate ok


i also really like treating him in evil ways i need to poke his eyes out with a fork but after give him a little kiss on the forehead

i think in a better world (au i have ideas about) where hes like my age and not the other way around (so like 17 or 18) he would be one of those fuckass white boys wearing the most loose tank top and the ugliest brown jorts ever but it would be Very Attractive i have an issue unrelated did you know youre biologically wired to find the smell of someone attractive fun fact sweat is basically the equivalent of like. mating pheremones for lack of a better descriptor and because hes from like where utah in post apocalyptic usa it would be hot as hell all the time and i am but a dehydrated pathetic little critter


i made this i think it is very accurate also that is not my six design thats just a shitty drawing of what i look like irl . my very swag red curly hair i never actually do a routine on #lazybum also also yes i do draw him sometimes but i dont like any of my drawings of him it pisses me off and i made this on my school laptop actually i write most of these entires on that thing hi connexus please dont strike me down i am a good senior.

"draw him without the dog head hood thing then" hey jimmy, gimme a cheese wit nothun' slash reference


look at them my stupid losers i hate them


lyney

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maria

pasting my yume lore here as filler :P i will become incessantly insane soon
omg hi ok i actually have some half finished lore between jules (my insert) and maria and one for james too ok ok

she, alongside maria (unknowingly) chases after laura into the hospital to see if she's alright, where she runs into the two and aids them in search of laura. when maria lays down to rest she stays with her, allowing the two to be more acquainted but unlike maria she doesn't die as often, and stays by james's side more, however she isn't present for toluca prison, or lakeview hotel for unknown reasons. despite it all, this follows the maria ending slightly however it diverges as the two women leave silent hill and live a life together, similarly sickeningly domestic to how she's paired with james, although more flirtatious/scandalous and like a watered down toxic yuri idk man yay! they kiss ❤️

heres yuri btw


ulysses

ok this one is somehow less coherent than the stuff ive written about evil fox twink but its a lot less long and its still placeholder stuff for actual insanity (this is an archive of something i had up on /lasvegas for a bit)

i have a crush on ulysses okay? ok

hi guys ramona again heyyyyyyyyyyyyy uhm. i miss playing this god damn game but i dont have the means to right now

ramona official lonesome road subplot shit INCOMINGGGGG
ok so there's not much to write down as this is just a silly thing i started to come up with on my own at 4am a couple weeks ago for my own entertainment THIS IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE SUPER SERIOUS okay? okay!

anyways resident ulysses fangirl and selfshipper here ANYWAYS in my head i like to think that six and ulysses are this stupid divorced couple (which on its own makes lonesome road really funny) and that the whole thing is basically a custody battle for ED-E which is like. their robot son. idk it makes me laugh

this is funnier to me personally because of how i characterize jules, my courier six

in my head courier six (who ill refer to as jules and with she/her since i exclusively play FemSix) is this stupid little young adult, think mid 20s-semi late 20s, who is mildly an amnesiac, barely remembers much from before benny gave her an impromptu lobotomy (edit to add: this is like the same six as the one i talk about above but this was written long before i actually . had more fleshed out stuff for her and this is kinda like in a different timeline where she lowkey didnt get the little connection in her brain that made her freaky about twinkface)

jules also. kinda has a screw or two, or three lets be real, loose and always has. she's basically like if i was older and a lot crazier (because honestly if i was a courier in the mojave id be nuts) but also this total sweetheart, bonus points for having a chainsaw at her disposal

ANYWAYS all this to say funny custody battle and divorced couple that's basically brooding/grumpy x uncanny sunshine because they get back together as im a sucker for crackship dynamics and fluff/happy endings ok byeeeeee please don't judge me i will be sad okay? okay!


james

pasting my yume lore here as filler :P i will become incessantly insane soon

if she (jules) is being depicted with james as a real person (unlike maria) jules is a woman from ohio. like all victims of silent hill she is a weak willed person who's riddled with guilt. her guilt is a dwell on SI/HI that turned action she carried out on her father. her father was an abusive and manipulative man who took advantage of her well into her early 20s before being cut out of her life. despite her efforts, he worms his way back in when she's 28 and harassed her months. it got so bad she had horrible HI with him as the target that eventually led to her killing him and leaving the state. she finds herself driving aimlessly until she arrives in silent hill, maine.

she arrives no later than 2 hours after james, and appears around him sporadically like angela, eddie, and laura do, however unlike the others she sticks around during the times maria isn't there. they are both guilt ridden people, however unlike james and angela she knows what she has done.

her version of silent hill by itself is a barren, dark, more flora taken over version of the town where it's constantly night and raining. any corpses she sees are either her father or her own, her own showing up more in situations that could be viewed as self-done. james's town bleeds into hers a lot, which helps in her aiding him in areas such as the apartments, the prison, and the lakehouse. during her time, they begin to connect with one another in their own way, slightly due to an ability to confide in one another because of their similar guilt causes, slightly because she's like 100% enamored like a loser. her time in silent hill doesn't end when james's does (assuming leave is the canon ending) as she has her own demons to face.

after being able to leave herself and after a long time in both therapy and prison for felony 2nd degree murder, she finds a way to reconnect with james and the two basically slow burn into joyous dating and its domestic and sickeningly cute idk the end❤️

I DONT HAVE ART OF THEM IM SORRY i think james is kinda ugly in a cute way also i suck at drawing men lowk


sombra

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judge

i dont. have much to say about this one yet keyword yet just give me a fall break and ill have something devious cooked up to place here but i really like judge actually like in a normal way truthfully also for context judge as in david beaumont from ready or not I KNOW fucking diabolical knowledge drop its actually really fun my ex partner bought it for me and im very happy but also i wish i could get them a refund since we are no longer together (or friends but thats for private reasons, hi g if you look at this i dont want to namedrop you)

anyways i think the lore for the game in generally is really interesting judge especially uhm typically i make the joke that i throw the beer bottles in the relationship but if i even tried that in this one id get my ass totally beat the man is (spoilers) the equivalent of an MKULTRA survivor.

he is like incredibly well trained he literally is the head of the swat team in game . mans could pick me up at my current weight and im definitely a little chubby but its ok he loves me anyways

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Pub: 23 Jun 2022 07:32 UTC

Edit: 23 Oct 2025 19:04 UTC

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