Ships I like:
Diluc x my gf
Itto x my gf
Scara x my gf
Pierro x my gf
Dan Heng x Jing Yuan (queerplatonic) and either of them x my gf (romantic)
Feimozeqiu (platonic, queerplatonic, romantic) and any of them x my gf
Scara x Layla (but only me and my headmate scara x my gf when she's layla)
Xiao x Ganyu (but only me and my headmate xiao x my gf when she's ganyu)

Ships I'm okay with (but not when my gf is around):
Arlebina (we'd both prefer Arle x my gf x 'bina)

Ships I'm mostly neutral toward (unless my gf dislikes them and is around):
Jeanlisa (we'd prefer Jean x my gf x Lisa)
Cynari (Cyno x my gf and Nari x my gf better)
Panttore (Pantalone x my gf x Dottore better)
Dainlumi (Dainsleif x my gf is way cuter and she actually reciprocates so)
Zhongchi (but not if I'm in my childe skin. Zhongli and Ayaka skins dni if I'm in that)
Zhongluc (someone called it a proship and that pissed me off so I guess defending it gives it list status)
Kavetham (bad experience with ex-friend being really creepy to our Alhaitham alter but everyone else okay probably)
Aventurine x Ratio (most of the shippers are cringe and weird and I have very rarely seen this ship actually portrayed well. Most of you mischaracterize them to ship them.)

Ships I don't like very much:
Eimiko (Yae makes me uncomfortable and I dislike Ei)
Ittorou (heavily fetishizes Gorou, plus our Itto is taken)
Xiao x either traveler (they don't return his feelings + he's taken by my gf)
Diluven (usually fetishizes venti + an ex friend of my gf ships it and pretends they're venti while completely mischaracterizing him which makes it even more gross)
Jehtlumi (jeht is barely an adult and lumine is several thousand years old, feels more like a celebrity crush)
Dottore x Signora (who the fuck came up with that, anyway? Signora is not only dead but when she was alive she was grieving her lover. Plus our Dottore is taken by my gf)
Chiscara (why does this exist)
Neuvillette x Wriothesley (the fandom ran it into the fucking ground. I was neutral toward it at first and the fandom mischaracterized them to death with it)
Aventurine x Ratio (most of the fandom brainlessly ships it when most of ratio's interactions with him were insults and even a betrayal.)

Ships I'm uncomfortable with all the time with no exceptions:
Xingyun (I'm Xingqiu. And I'm taken. I'm uncomfortable being shipped with a teenage boy my little brother mained.)
Kazuscara (Scara is one of my main headmates and taken by my gf. Scara has never canonically interacted with Kazuha or even seen him. I don't like scaramona either but at least they ran into each other one time 💀)
Scaralumi (hate this purely bc of creepy pt lumines being weird to every scara skin they see)
Zhongxiao (it's like shipping a father and son or a boss with an employee. Zhongli is canonically the progenitor of the rest of the adepti. Gross to ship him with his kids. Plus both of my headmates of them are literally taken by my gf.)
Dottoscara (Abuse.)
Jeanluc (they're so stiff around each other and their interactions were only ever business related. Plus Diluc is taken already by my gf.)
Kaeluc (Do I even need to explain that I don't want to look at brothers kissing or fucking each other.)
Aventurine x Sunday (Toxic and abusive. Sunday tortured him. This is just as disgusting as Dottoscara.)
Sunday x Gallagher (I find it disgusting that people sexualize fear and trauma to ship this.)

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Pub: 01 Aug 2023 08:29 UTC
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