holy shit is that eboyf and i in the flesh right there ↴

ray or callie he him aspec queer ; ♑︎ ; DEC 31 08
Woah. Wow, Callie...Birthdate? On the Internet...?
i have a Beautiful and KIND eBoyf. as Was Clearly
Previously Established in the First Line of the Page

oh shit. "the Page"? like? a Page? Page of Hope?
wow. Life is Beautiful sometimes. ... just Wow. ❤️‍🩹

hi. hi. — the date is october 8th and i realized i need to put in writing so i can rest. if you are a Fan of homestuck. please god. read it. no pausing at act 5. no SKIPPING TO ACT 6? (?(??????)))))). no skipping INTERMISSIONS. WHAT THE FUCK GUYS. alright thanks.

dirk splinter in Real freakin Life if you're curious. i guess not actually wait Ok um Dirk splinter...in Various..Other ways? what how do i word that. whatever. in a casual normal way. well? I guess I'm not That casual about it but I Can be Normal upon request

im supes into people and humanity and community and shit. lesso in a political science way than it sounds. i enjoy chatting and meeting new people a ton.

i am super hardcore into casually discussing semantics as well as pretending little things matter a lot more than they do. especially when it comes to internet drama. if you dont fw that, itll never come up. if you do? umm. Let me Know.

  • ^^ Yes I can type normally; it's true. It's kind of hard to be into Grammar and shit and not type proper. I avoid typing naturally cuz it sounds a Bit Too Formal in an Odd sort of way. And also CORNY I sound CORNY. and maybe a bit EDGY. IDK. Boy, put those periods AWAY

i'm into a lot of other stuff As well though. Like Fandom. I mostly Watch from Afar thoughhh. you could ask me about Which Fandoms or you could, uhhh...Try to find my rentries where i List them, I Suppose.

about My eBoyfriend. He's the goat. No we are Not Romantically Involved. But we are, also. I mean, how can You eDate without dating? Well, we do That, so maybe I'm not the one who needs to be Asking. Shoutout to Innon

I'm on Disc sorta Often. I don't use insta/tiktok but i Am on Twitter & Tumblr occasionally.

i'm annoying about uhh...Two of my Fandoms. Mouthwashing first and foremost, and then of Course, Secondarily... Well
-- cognitiveQwerty [CQ] began Bullshitting his Disc Rentry at 07:14 --
CQ: i Don't Think the Second needs Any specific Namedrop.
CQ: this
CQ: *gestures to Typing Quirk/Disc Pfp/Layout of This Rentry/All of the JakeDirk imagery
CQ: is Sort of Self explainatory.
CQ: *exlpanatory. god what a Fuck Ass Word.

TT: But I guess some of you aren't chronically online freaks.
TT: And don't be mistaken; "chronically online freak" isn't just some self-loathing sneaking it's way into this oddly lengthed biography.
TT: Rather, it just so happens that "chronically online freak" is the exact phrase that hordes of people associate with me.
TT: So, it's complimentory, really.
TT: I mean, we all know that those fond of you are the upmost kindest considerate well mannered of the bunches.

CQ: homestuck
CQ: goodness Gracious like
CQ: i guess it Does need a Namedrop
CQ: Lord... Uh,
CQ: yes, I May be Annoying about Homestuck.
CQ: Believe it or Not!!!!!!
CQ: and You, uh...Probably don't, of course.
CQ: fuck
CQ: no one ever...*sniffle...Believes. Its Fine.
CQ: No, just. Just...um...*wipe. Keep reading.
CQ: ah...um, Yeah. Go Ahead.

-- cognitiveQwerty [CQ] ceased Bullshitting his Disc Rentry at 09:40 --
Everything Above this sentence was an example of Just how Embarrassing I can be. It doesnt get worse than that. This was just...like, Exposure Therapy. in a way.

Otherwise, those two fandoms aside I mean, I'm Insanely Normal and Try very hard to be Mundane, Average, Boring, etc.

and I Succeed!

I can Hear your cheering from Here, thank you. Thanks.

a little bit of terezi in my life
a little bit of eridan by my side
a little bit of sollux, all i need
a little bit of harelys what i see
a little bit of gamzee in the sun
a little bit of egbert all night long
a little bit of strider, i'm in a roll
a little bit of you makes me your troll

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Pub: 10 Apr 2022 12:44 UTC

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