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made by miya



  • sunfish are creatures of the ocean that
    have survived for ~50 million years. you may recognize sunfish as the mola from
    the game called "survive! mola mola!"
    my love is top 1K on the leaderboard of
    this game, by the way.
  • unlike the game, sunfish are not actually
    delicate. they are frequently used by seals
    and other creatures as toys to rip apart.
    ++ since sunfish lack a swim bladder, they
    don't swim away. they also don't feel pain
    anyway, their body is mostly cartilage.
  • if you couldn't guess from the facts above,
    sunfish cannot swim. they have the fin
    necessary for it, but the fin grew inwards.
    they cannot hunt, so their diet consists
    of grass, jellyfish, eels, crustaceans, &
    fish (that are stupider than sunfish.)
  • sunfish hold their mouths open forever.
    they have four teeth at the back of their
    mouth to help them grind down and
    digest their meals. this makes it easier
    for them to be so fucking stupid.
  • sunfish are extremely heavy. they can
    grow up to 6 feet & 1000 pounds. why?
    idk. ask the scientists. oh wait you can't
    because scientists don't know how the
    fuck they even exist either. i'm serious.
  • so, how do sunfish survive for so long?
    well.. 1. they have no nutritional value
    and therefore basically no predators,
    and 2. one sunfish lays 3 million eggs.
    they don't even need to have intercourse
    to fucking do that. they're insane.
  • incase all of this wasn't insane enough
    to you, their skeletons are in the shape
    of a T. it's so fucking dumb.

anyways. my boyfriend wrote all of these so contact him here if you enjoy his rambles because he is cute and deserves it.

this URL will always be in use. contact me here if you have a problem with that so I can laugh at you.

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Pub: 28 Jun 2022 15:11 UTC
Edit: 18 Sep 2024 13:45 UTC
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