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ALL FOUNDATION PERSONNEL BE ADVISED. A CONTAINMENT BREACH IN MASS HAS OCCURRED, I WANT ALL AVAILABLE PERSONNEL TO PICK UP THEIR WEAPONS... 'CAUSE IT'S TIME TO GET JIGGY WIT' IT.

The ('Dis)co'ntainment Breach of 2015
09/01/2015
Somewhere in New York, at midnight, there was an abandoned Discothèque, named 'Lights off, Music on'. It hasn't been used since 1976, and looks like it was on the edge of falling down.
...
Talking about falling down, there comes "God", coming down from the skies. He looks around, making sure nobody is near, and, with a snap of his left hand's fingers, brings almost all of the other contained anomalies to the place. With another snap of his right hand's fingers, the beaten down place seemed to be reformed in an instant. He orders the others behind him: "Followers, friends and foes... Get your ass inside and start partying." And all the anomalies started rushing inside with happy squeals and loud growls.
Booze was thrown everywhere, as nobody seemed to know how to drink. The DJ was trying his best to keep his composure as many people screamed to change the music, but he's gotten too stressed, so he just teleported to somewhere else. It was a mess, but it was fun.
A new person goes up to the boombox, changing the music to something else and skedaddling away. Suddenly, said person bumps into another, that being "God" himself. He looks down at the other, who turns out to be his wife, Beau (SCP-056).
"...Beau? Don't run around. You might get hurt around these beings..." Says "God", a bit worried for his wife.
"Don't be so worried for me... I can regenerate, remember?" She giggles as she replies, gaining back her composure. She picks up a cup full of "Mysterious Bright Green Liquid", taking a sip of it.
"Yeah, but that doesn't mean you can't get sick, my sweetest." He says, as Beau spits out the liquid in disgust.
"I-..." Beau tries to make a comeback, when someone suddenly starts poking her shoulder.
"Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey Beau." Says Lawrence (SCP-106), who's eyeing a... Human? "Can you kill that guy? Like, lure him out or sumthin'? He ain't one of us."
Beau turns her head to said guy. "...Why me? You got a perfect opportunity to torture someone right now."
Lawrence huffs. "You're the hot stuff here. He's here 'for the ladies'."
"Aww, you really think so??" Beau says, smiling from ear to ear, looking up at Lawrence.
"Yeah. Now go! I don' wan' no human ruinin' my shit." He pushes Beau at the human's direction.
"No need to be so rude to her... She's your lass, too." Says "God".
"I am frustrated. Do not interact." Replies Lawrence, as he walks away into the bathroom.
...
"Hah, this club is so weird." Says the man, going up to the table, when he spots a candy bowl. "'Take only two'? Suree..." He says, as he goes in with his large hands, when Beau suddenly bumps into him, stopping him from taking any candy. He catches a glimpse of her shapeshifting, but doesn't mention it. "...M'lady? You okay?"
"Ah.. I'm fine..." Beau looks at him from top to bottom. "...Hey there, handsome." She leans onto him, as smug as ever.
"Ohoho... Hey there, beautiful..." The man grabs her by the waist, smirking. "What's your name, hm?"
"I'm Beau... And yours?"
"I'm Donald... But you can call me 'Donny'." The man giggles, getting closer to her. "Beau, tell me... How come I find a pretty girl in a place filled with people in weird costumes? I mean, I just saw a guy with our planet in his stomach..."
"Oh, that's... Oliver, I think. Nobody knows his name, really." Beau chuckles as he mentions SCP-007. "This guy's really oblivious..." She thought.
"Oh, and what's up with the TVs and computers over there? They're interacting like they're alive!" Donald points to a table, which has at least 10 TVs and some computers. Each TV is playing an anomalous show, including the ones in Le Uncontaniables group. They are all, indeed, interacting.
"...Hey, why don't we go to your car, or something?" Says Beau, a bit nervous that he will discover this place isn't really human friendly.
"Why? It's so fun being here! And it's so easy to get game, too. I also had just hit on a guy who was feasting on a table, like a termite!"
"...That's Mr. Hungry... Now, why don't we go, like, now." Beau says, getting even more nervous as she spots another anomaly approaching them from the distance. "I think I understand why Lawrence was so angry, now..."
"Ah. Fitting nam-"
Suddenly, Donald gets punched in the head by no one other than Ms. Sweetie (SCP-2396). Beau is in a shock.
"W... Why did you do that??" Beau looks at her, as Donald drops to the floor.
"Human." Ms. Sweetie huffs. Everyone in the club looks at the scene, confused. Beau tries to pick up the man's body.
"What do I do with him now??" Beau asks, holding him up. "..We are NOT eating him." She states, shooing away the SCP-939s.
The plague doctor (SCP-049) suddenly slides in. "Nothing a good tor- SURGERY can't do!"
"What the hell does that even mean??" Beau looks at the plague doctor in utter confusion, as every anomaly agrees with his idea. "...Whatever..." She says, dropping down Donald as he gets dragged away to somewhere.
And the party starts again...
