⁂ silly stuff ⨯
inside jokes
the homeless woman
"i'm unicorning it"
"anything but the horn"
"i wanna spin on the spinny thing!!"
"they're having an autism play date"
"HE LIKES CHICKS WITH DICKS AND FEMBOYS"
"are you gay or not!?"
"you're married with two husbands."
he's probably busy jerking it
"he sent you evidence of him playing with his man toddies?!"
nick—a—lodeon
cuck iris
sonic
jesus
foodie dostoevsky
"a rocket and a pocket isnt gay i think"
"a pole and a hole"
"you IS haikyuu??" // "am i is haikyuu.." // "you are haikyuu" // "i are is am haikyuu.."
"your husband shadow"
"NO BC LIKE 5?!? WHORE" // "IM NOT A WHORE"
"how are you doing shy"
"thank you irish youre a great friend"
"son, it's time we talk about camp dickydoo"
birds swim and sharks fly
apple sauce
mac n cheese
"i don't even know what glasses are !"
"are you gonna run into the chair again?"
can i have a sexy picture of you for your profile picture??
poe the panda
lyndon the leprechaun
"no..! don't eat the broccoli..! i-its deku..!"
"im sorry, i dont mean it !"
"is that your daddy?" // "no!"
"you know what would be really romantic?" // "what?" // "if a train crashed into us—IF A DOUBLE DECKER BUS, CRASHES INTO US, TO DIE BY YOUR SIDE, IS SUCH A HEAVENLY WAY TO DIE–"
danny the autistic ruin guard
"$200 weekly, all yours.." // "no.. TEMPTATION"
pizza.
milkshake
strawberry milk.
"my world !!"
"science doesnt exist"
"science is REAL, IT EXISTS"
"the earth is flat, nasa is a lie, and the government is fake"
"did you know that–"
"when you water water, water grows, because of the water going back up into the air, and so the water falls back on top of the water and the water piles onto the water, therefore when water waters water, water grows"
mitsiki
"dont bruise your legs too badly"
"im not hungry, i ate a singular chip"
"IM NOT PREGNANT"
6ft tall bakugou
spongebob kid
"im gonna smack you with a fish"
"im gonna smack you with a pterodactyl"
starp !!
"why arent you in uniform?" // "because its dress like your type day, maam. im into women."
"THE SCIENTISTS ARE BRAINWASHING YOU"
hoe biden
jesus be ballin
"you're a terrible girlfriend !" ; "youre a terrible sister !" ; "then youre a terrible best friend !"
things ive been called
savage in the sheets
shy
david
irish
pigflapper
faggywaggy
trashcan
"my dildo"
"my horny"
faggatron
temu rose toy
sprite
military woman
kitty pokemon
autism central
fag hq
sriracha
starburst
sierra mist
big boned
ree•key
rake
eye•ree
ear•rye
eye•rye
ear•ri
sleepy's threesome #2
impregnated