"Soo... You're just gonna leave trash in here? Not even going to say bye?" - Sir Wastemonsieur SECTION 1: Planet Earth SECTION 2: Planet 420K SECTION 3: SECTOR-SAG109 SECTION 4: Wasteland
Hello, I'm Sir Wastemonsieur, also known as Subject 77661. I take care of this... Well, this wasteland. Of trash. But it's not always trash— Sometimes, God comes down with The Foreman's writings and leaves it here. It's holy trash, I'd say.
EVERYTHING SCRAPPED!
Anomalies | Articles |
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SCP-9989 | She who liked the weird |
| Hence the name |
| Le Uncontaniables |
But, after all, who am I?...
Here's a brief description of me, a dear friend of mine, and who I once was, since I give too much trust to people in my phone...
Description:
SCP-77661 are two separate beings, an anomaly and a dog, of which are designated SCP-77661-A and SCP-77661-B. Both live in a landfill, which is located in a remote island, nicknamed "Wastemonsieur's Lair".
SCP-77661-A, also known as Sir Wastemonsieur, is a pale man of french descendant who lacks most facial features except his eyes. He was willingly isolated from humanity by the foundation at the age of thirteen after turning himself in, claiming he had killed his own parents. It turned out that claim is true, but the incident was nothing more than an accident. His anomalous properties come in place when exposed to a media or something that he likes or is hyperfixated on. His body will start to release energy, causing him to (literally) start bouncing off the walls in excitement and generate kinetic energy. Whenever he does this around a being, he has the ability to cut them in half, which guilts him deeply. His isolation was an attempt to make him lose any interests that he has, as a means of temporary neutralization.
SCP-77661-B is an eighteen month old female Doberman, of which possesses no anomalous properties. She was given to Sir Wastemonsieur for him to not feel lonely in his containment island. He considers her his only best friend ever.