hii. i'm callie. this is a page for my discord account. if you'd like to read about me generally, click here for my primary main page, and click here for my current main.
it's not what you are
i'd love for u to sign my atabook. i like a lot of stuff—u can see more about that here, and also a bit on the extended part of this rentry.
it's just what you did
i'd like to give a small shout-out to my internet bf loml, thanks. yes we are dating. yes i love him. in actuality, i'm quite single, and we are not dating. (lie)
(if you're one of the people who don't like my internet boyf, i likely already, previously established, don't like you.)
i'd like to give another shoutout to my qpp! hi qpp :)! i love this one too.
don't hang up the phone
if i don't reply to you, message me again. message me on the weekend if you for reals want my attention. regarding this, my sleep sched is kind of very... very kind of sorta horrendous. if i do "ghost" you (you see that i'm actually online and not replying), i likely just forgot to respond before i slept or napped, and then forgot again after waking up. i'm "online" but afk a lot.
i love you to death
if i type weird, rest assured—i know—its not you—i just happen to really like grammar and it messes w/ me quite a bit.
eternal return
if you know me in real life: disregard any names mentioned here if you'd like. feel free to call me whatever you know me as already. though anything is fine LOL
please, if we're close, if you THINK we're close, ask for my number & message me on WhatsApp. i avoid discord and am a WhatsApp lover. thanks. ahh speaking of!! please do give a warm welcome to /WhatsApp:
do note, by the way, i do not fuck with people who use the r slur in any regard. don't say that shit around me. you're embarrassing. if you do say it, PLEASE GOD do not say it around me. it is not that hard, you got this!