District Story - Time Lag Prank
Lance: Now, the next location is—
Guy A: Lance?!?! Hahaha, I didn’t expect to run into you in a place like this.
Lance: Huh….
(...Someone I don’t know. Maybe one of Q’s acquaintances?)
(I can’t carelessly talk about having a split personality… Plus, I’m not sure if he’s aware of it.)
Guy A: Where the hell have you been? We’ve been looking everywhere for you.
Lance: Well… I’ve been staying at home a lot lately.
Guy A: Hold on. I think he’s near. I’ll call him now!
Lance: (He...?)
(Maybe Q has his own circle of people. That’s not a bad thing so maybe I should just play along.)
(....Wait. But if that’s the case, why did they call me by my name? They don’t look so friendly, it’s bothering me a bit.)
Guy A: Oh, he’s here! Heey, over here!
Guy B: Hey, Lance. It’s been 100 years since we last ran into each other. ...Let me have a look at your face.
Lance: ?!
Uhm... this might be a bit weird, but what exactly did I do to you guys?
Guy B: Huh!? Don’t you dare say you forgot!!
[ —Flashback]
Q: Hehehe ♪
Guy A: Well then, let’s beat the crap out of that guy together!
Guy A’s Girlfriend: Hahaha! Sooo strong!
Guy B: Well, if they underestimate us we won’t just stay put, will we?
Guy B’s Girlfriend: Whoa! As expected of my boyfriend! —eek!
Q: Whoa…!
Guy B: Watch out, you brat!! My girlfriend almost got hurt, you know!!
Q: Ha….?
(Who does this guy think he is? So annoying… I’m going to show him who he’s messing with.)
—Hey, mister. You dropped this, you know?
Guy B: What?
Q: Here you go~ Make sure to hold onto your belongings, ‘kay?
Guy B: S-sure…
Wait, a s-spider?!?! Eeeeek?!!!?!?!
Guy B’s Girlfriend: Eh…? ‘Ahhh’? Really….? It’s just a spider toy.
Guy B: A-a toy?
Q: Hahahaha!! That was the best reaction ever!
Guy B: Y-you…!! Stop right there!
Q: Who waits when they’re told to wait, right? Well, you can get back at me if we meet again..
Guy A: Who even are you to be messing around like this—
Q: My name is Lance, be sure to remember it. Well then, bye byeee ♪
Lance: ….Oh, I see.
(Even if I tell him about having a split personality, it’ll only sound like an excuse….)
Guy A: You said we can get back at you once we meet again, right?
Lance: I’m really sorry for that. I’ll make sure it doesn’t happen again… I’ll be more careful.
Guy B: Do you really think apologizing now will fix things?
Lance: I don’t expect you to forgive me, but I did apologize properly. I’ve done what I can to do things right.
—Well, I’ll take my leave now!
Guy B: Damn it, he’s running away again…!
Guy A: I'm not letting you get away today!! I’ve called more backup, you know!?
Lance: Ughh! That Q…!
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