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Vampire Aster
Room 1
sigh... Since I'm somehow now living in this mega fancy place, I was thinking of taking a decent look around, but...
......
Seriously... What the hell is going on!?
(I keep going past doors I've clearly already been through before, but every time I open them, I end up in a completely unknown room. Am I living in some weird daydream?)
sigh... I'm exhausted...
Morning, Master~ Weather looks great! Let's go enjoy the sunshine in the garden!
Sunshine? Doesn't that cause vampires to turn into a screaming pile of ashes?
Pfft, who told you that? Is that what vampires are like in Master's world? So lame~
Well, strictly speaking, vampires don't exist in my world... I hope.
I must be pretty different from what Master thinks of when he hears the word "vampire", right? After all, I'm a familiar created through Master Huey's essence. The amount of essence we receive is super important for our survival.
... Created through essence? Does that mean you guys rely on essence in order to live?
Yep! When Master Huey was here and we were by his side, we had all the essence we needed. However, since he's been gone, we've had to come up with our own methods to make sure we get a steady supply...
So, back when I first arrived... during all that craziness... you guys were actually... recharging?
(Here I was thinking it was all just some dirty sex game...)
So... does that mean you guys used to... do that kind of stuff with this Huey guy too?
Hehe, I bet Master Eiden's head is full of all kinds of dirty scenes right now.
But unfortunately, no... Master Huey is the world's most powerful sorcerer, after all. I've never seen him use bodily fluids to exhange essence... I hope I will one day, though!
Whenever Morvay and I were by Master Huey's side, we always had all the essence we needed, so we never got the chance to try it.
But that means... when Master Huey isn't around, I'm in real desperate need of essence. I'm not as greedy as that dumbass incubus, but I'm still constantly hunting for nourishment.
You really are two peas in a pod.
Don't worry, Master. I've got super high standards. I don't just suck anyone's blood, you know?
Mmm... but Master's... is probably delicious...
I'm not worried about that... Stop looking at my neck like it's a slab of A5 grade Wagyu!
A5 grade Wagyu? What's that?
It's... Never mind. Didn't you wanna go for a walk outside? Let's go get some pastries and little cakes from the dining room first...
Huh... the garden... What the hell!? Shouldn't there be a corridor behind this door!?
Pretty cool, right? Master Huey used to cast spells on this mansion whenever he got bored. Even now, I still have no idea how many rooms there are in this place.
Isn't that a little inconvenient?
No, no, no, not at all! Once you get the knack of it, you'll be surprised how convenient it is to move around.
Let's go, Master! And don't worry, afternoon tea has already been prepared!
Ahhh, wait up!
Room 2
Master Aster, here are the tea and cakes you requested.
Thank you. Go take a good rest.
Thank you, sir. Enjoy.
(Even though Aster told the servants to go rest, they're still standing in the distance waiting for orders...)
Do all these butlers and maids... know who you guys really are?
Of course! They might be regular humans, but they're all experts at keeping secrets. Those who aren't up to the job get sent to look after Momo and his friends...Ɔ
(... Even though Aster is a little tease, seeing him here in this European-style garden, drinking tea and eating fancy little cakes, I can see true beauty and grace in his every move. Add to that the row of servants standing behind him...)
This place looks like something straight out of a photo album of European manor houses... You're a familiar, right? Are you pretending to be some mega important figure? Like a lord or a prince or something...
Pfft. Even if I have to mix with nobles all the time, acting like one is a real pain in the ass. Plus, it would get in the way of my duties assisting Master Huey.
I still don't know much about this world, but if you live in a place like this, people are definitely gonna think you're some kind of big shot, right?
Well, when it comes to money, we've definitely got more than enough.
When we used to travel all over with Master Huey, we would collect all sorts of weird items. We'd then package them up as exotic foreign goods to fool all the ignorant nobles who've never stepped foot outside the kingdom.
You sound like a con artist.
It's not like that. Fifty years ago, there was a big power struggle between the nobles in the Klein Kingdom. As such, to satisfy their own vanity and beat out the other noble families...
... no matter whether it was information or luxury goods, they wouldn't hesitate to snap it all up -- I made an absolute killing back then.
......
... Wait a minute. Did you say fifty years ago? Just... how old are you?
How old...? Lemme see... Since Master Huey first created me... a hundred years must have passed.
A hundred years!? M-Morvay too?
Nah, that dumbass incubus is about twenty or thirty years younger than me.
(... I may already be used to this world making no sense, but to find out this boyish pretty boy is really... I thought for sure he was younger than me...)
So... for these last hundred years... you've been living at this mansion the whole time?
Of course. Why wouldn't I?
Don't the people round here think it's strange? A youthful looking guy such as yourself, never growing old and living in this mysterious mansion. It's like a clichéd story from a shoujo manga...
Well, it's a little complicated. Every so often, I have to feign an illness and disappear for a few years. I then change my appearance a little and present myself in all the important social circles as a next generation descendant of the family.
And that actually works!?
I get plenty of help from the royal family and other "insiders", of course. The very existence of the Klein Kingdom relies on Master Huey, after all. As such, they don't ask too many questions.
Even if you say it so calmly while lounging around drinking tea, it still sounds pretty unbelievable...
(I'm not sure I'll ever get used to this place...)܆
(But protecting this place for nearly a hundred years - and all for this guy Huey. His levels of loyalty and dedication are off the charts...)݆
... What do you think of the tea, Master Eiden?
Huh?... Erm... I'm grateful for the tea, but to be honest... it tastes pretty average.
Pretty average...?
... Wait... You didn't put something weird in here, did you?
Heyyy! I can't believe Master would say that! I'm hurt!
You totally look like you're up to no good.
I was just curious... Although Master Huey's tastes were constantly changing, he always loved that flavor tea. I thought you might like it too...
Sorry. I really can't taste any difference to regular tea.
(Actually, I've never really been into drinking tea. Due to all the overtime I used to do, I normally drink black coffee. The guy behind the counter at the convenience store would even write little motivational messages on the cup for me...)
(Huh? Wait... Did he have a thing for me? How did I never notice that before!?)
Hmm, if Master Eiden really is a descendant of Master Huey's, having different tastes... is nothing unusual, right?
No matter how you put it... I still don't believe I could be a descendant of this guy's.
It doesn't matter anyway. Since I summoned you, Master Eiden, you're most important to me now. I'll give you the best service I can - inside and out!
Ermm... I guess I should say... thanks?
Right. Today's afternoon tea time with Master has come to a delightful end. Next up, it's time for some...
Delightful dog-walking!
Master Aster, Momo is ready to go.
Grrrrguwuwu! Graaaaghhh!
Whoa! When did that thing get here...!? It looks pretty excited...
(From up this close... it really is huge! Eww, there's already a pool of drool forming on the grass underneath it's mouth...)
My little cute Momo, you've been so patient. Let's go have some fun searching for tasty treats!
(Have some fun? What fun? I don't even dare imagine what kind of treats this thing eats!!)
(I've got a bad feeling about this... Better if I slip away now...)
Ermm... I better let you guys have some quality time together...!
The tea and cakes were great... Thanks... Bye!!!
sigh There goes Master. In that case...
Let's go find that dumbass incubus. If I rub some of that special enchanted monster urine that makes Momo get super horny on his ass --
I'm getting excited just thinking about it, hehehe...